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Edited to Add: I tried to embed the video here but in vain. Entire weekend I played with all the permutation & combination, but WP is just not accomodating to my efforts 😦  This is my last effort to upload it..hope it works this time or else please watch this video directly on youtube by clicking on the following link and come back here to post your views! 🙂
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYUBL4cWSO8

 

This time when sleep eluded me…I logged on to www.youtube.com to kill my boredom. I have the knack of picking up the whackiest videos, so I landed at this one 🙂

Now do watch this video. Its crazily hilarious!!

This video display an epitome of dancing skills..I have loads to say..but rather I would like to hear from you folks.

If the video is not buffering here…I am attaching the link here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYUBL4cWSO8) . Do watch it or else you would really miss something 🙂

P.S  Keep the volume high..one cant miss the song either. 🙂

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The moment I read this, I couldnt resist myself posting it here.

I am sure this gonna bring smile on everyone’s face whosoever reads it. So here it goes. Lets give a title to this conversation – ” The Most Inncoent & Evergreen Lovers”

 

To,

Chinki,

UKG Section A.

Dear Chinki,

I love you. My dream I see you. Everywhere you. You no, I live no. I come red shirt tomorrow. You love I, you come red frock. I wait down mango tree. You no come, I jump train. Sure come…

Yours lovely,

Rahul

Std 1 B

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Reply… by Chinki…..

Darling, your letter mama see. Papa beat me beat me so many beat me. I cry. I cry. So no come to mango tree. No jump train. I love you. See another day. I no red frock. Only green.

You love me, you love me you green shirt. Give I gift. I see you with Neha. Where you go…NO TALK TO HER.

Okay my dream also only you.

Lovely,

Chinki

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India has its own charm, something which makes it starkly different than other countries. This may sound clichéd but it is a fact – I love India and I am proud to be an Indian.

This post of mine is inspired by a complete different perspective of India. Things which one can discover only in India. Nevertheless, India is the best.

I happened to hit a website with a collection of incredible pictures, which fuels the Indian emotions automatically. Check this out, and I won’t agree if you say that this pictures failed to fire that emotions in you  😉

I always wanted to click such photographs, but I think thats how I am. I only think ..to the extent I keep on thinking only. I am a great thinker after all ;). Hats off to the photographers who clicked this images!!

Image courtesy & source: www.fropki.com

1. This would be appropriate for a game – “Bacho toh jaane”!! Anyone who would like to participate, one should not get touched by any single wire..i dunno then there would be any next chance ever to play this game again 😉

Wire

 

2. I have never witnessed such a PDA!! 🙂 I have seen the best of the lot in best of the cities – Mumbai, Delhi, Pune but have never witnessed a view like this. **If any of the reader is one among them, atleast let us know the city and the venue 😉 **

(I was thinking, this picture can be used as a print ad for an umbrella brand – “aisi chatri jo har pal de aapka saath..chahe baarish ho ya na ho…*ting-ting -t-ting* )

Umbrella love

 

3. Now this one is too good..who cares what is written but everyone knows where to find “chilled beer”…err..seems you also get “Child Bear” here. Any buyers?

Chilled Bear

 

4. Its now time for Hollywood to recruit our guyz to do breath-taking stunts. Low maintenance, low cost and best stunts. Lets make a guess..which is stronger..the pipe or Uncle’s a** ?? 😀

Rider

 

5.  We have the best technology in this world. Or did we import this technology??!!  Incredible it is..yes..but only we can do this 🙂

Railway Track

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I always believed in the institution of marriage (not that I am married…hush..I am too young to be married 🙂 ). But I also believe that marriage takes away a lot from you in terms of independence, impulsive actions, carefree attitude, responsibility..etc etc!! Its not an easy thing, and I am sure every single married man would agree. (I say man…females are sensitive & versatile so they are able to manage it. I had to say few good things about them, or else I would be proclaimed as gender biased  :/)

One must be thinking, why suddenly I am blabbering about marriage…not that I have to open an account in one of the super-hit and money –making matrimonial websites, but a bout of heated discussion that erupted between and my friend.

She too believes in the institution of marriage, but she tends to differ on the after-effects of marriage which I mentioned above. According to her there is nothing like sacrificing freedom, independence stuff, it just need some adjustment (my dear friend..thats what is equivalent to sacrificing freedom  🙂 )!!

After several rounds of discussion and ofcourse I winning it, she finally agreed to the fact that a life changing event (read marriage) brings lot of unwanting changes in everything. And do you guyz wanna know my winning ball. I just sent this to her…and then rest is the history!! I won!!

(I love arguments…and I love winning them anyhow..even if marriage is not that bad..i know its not that bad..but I had to make it look like one….just to win!!! And what could have been the better cue to pick from the universal saying..”its man who suffers after marriage”

Anyone to challenge me…yet again..huh!!!

Suicidal Step 1

The first mistake the guy did. Or should I say, he was unfortunate to witness this girl in such a situation. 🙂

( I was wondering why the hell she was tied there…this guy should have picked up the hint….find the hint lil later below)

 

 

 

 

Suicidal Step 2

 

 

Boy!! He is happy!!! See that smile on his face. why not!! huh!!

 

 

 

 

 

Suicidal Step 3

 

 

This is the best part. Life feels so great at this moment..coz its pre-shaadi moments 🙂 !!

 

 

 

 

 

Suicidal Step 4

 Here he commits the biggest mistake of his life. But not his mistake. He went the best way by picking up the best alternative.

How? Here was the option. There is one saying..(I will use pure hindi here so that the adage doesnt loose its flavor) – “Shaadi ek motichoor ke ladoo jaisa hai, jo khaye woh pachtaye or jo na khaaye woh bhi pachtaaye”.

So this man thought, either way there is no escape, so the best way is to eat and then pachtayo 😀

 

 

 

 

Suicidal Step 5

 Not my fault..okay!!!

This was inevitable and I was talking about this aspect only (I stressed this point to my dear friend….seeee…..dekho…!!!! 🙂 )

 (….Wait for the next one..the reality hits him and he takes the best step in his life 😉 )

 

 

 

The Last Step 6

 

 

DO I NEED TO SAY MORE!!!! 🙂 😀

 

 

 

 

 

 

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So here goes the first one down the hill.  SRK is looking to exit from IPL relinquishing KKR in its worst phase. (Read it in rediff.com). Investing loads of money in strategic business propositions just because one has it does not make one a business-man. It requires perseverance, constantly making an attempt to revamp things, make conclusive decisions, and most importantly turn around things. And to do that you have to be in there.

No one would have had witnessed the failure as our liquor baron faced last year and is still facing this year. I sincerely wish had it been only IPL, but his “Force India” team is also consistent in grabbing the last two positions in almost all the races. But he is there, after every race talks about the improvement over the last race, after every match talks about the extra advantage gained. And indeed Bangalore Royal Challenger is better than the last year…and “Force India” drivers were about to finish in top ten in few of the races!! He has the conviction in him, the real essence of business within him. I would not be surprised if Royal Challengers would be a champion sometime and Force India driver’s finishes in top ten.

I really don’t know whether SRK would be really leaving his team behind or not, I hold him in high regards for his breath-taking achievements. I would rather wish SRK to hold on as he has the ability to turn around things and he had done this before. Though this time he turned more controversies- multiple captain theory, who will become captain tiff, the coach and ex-captain tussle, etc etc 🙂

And now comes the most important part – I am interested in buying this team provided Mr. SRK fix up the right price. 😀 😀

P.S: For those who don’t know what SRK, KKR & IPL stands for…kindly don’t participate in the buying process 🙂

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A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had phoned in sick one day.
Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whisper.

“Hello?”

“Is your daddy home?” he asked.

“Yes,” whispered the small voice.

“May I talk with him?”

The child whispered, “No.”

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, “Is your Mummy there?”

“Yes.”

“May I talk with her?”

Again the small voice whispered, “No.”

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, “Is anybody else there?”

“Yes,” whispered the child, “a policeman.”

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home, the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?”

“No, he’s busy”, whispered the child.

“Busy doing what?”

“Talking to Mummy and Daddy and the Fireman,” came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, “What is that noise?”

“A hello-copper” answered the whispering voice.

“What is going on there?” demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, “The search team just landed the hello-copper.”

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, “What are they searching for?”
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:
“ME.”

(I wish I could have done something that significant during my childhood days !!! :D)

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